And On the Third Day, He Landed It | Organic Oversized Tee
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Turn water into wine and pavement into a skatepark with the “And On the Third Day, He Landed It” Premium Organic Oversized Tee. Printed on ultra-soft organic cotton in earthy Desert Dust, this divine design features Jesus mid-kickflip - robe flowing and board flying - complete with taglines “Hallowed Be Thy Steezy Backside 180” and “Hallelujah, The Messiah Shreds.” Equal parts holy and gnarly, it’s the second coming of skatewear.
Fit & Sizing
Relaxed and roomy, our oversized tees are cut with a slightly tapered chest for shape without clinging. Each is sized up twice from a traditional fit tee, so you can size down for a closer, relaxed look if that’s more your vibe.
See our Size Guide below to match your measurements.
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
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| Oversized XS | 53.5 | 73 | 24 |
| Oversized S | 56.5 | 75 | 24.5 |
| Oversized M | 59.5 | 77 | 25 |
| Oversized L | 63.5 | 79 | 25.5 |
| Oversized XL | 67.5 | 81 | 26 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Oversized XS | 21.1 | 28.7 | 9.4 |
| Oversized S | 22.2 | 29.5 | 9.6 |
| Oversized M | 23.4 | 30.3 | 9.8 |
| Oversized L | 25.0 | 31.1 | 10.0 |
| Oversized XL | 26.6 | 31.9 | 10.2 |
(Measurements may vary slightly due to manual production.)
Made for the Planet
Printed on demand to reduce waste, using 180 gsm 100 % premium organic ring-spun cotton that’s buttery-soft, breathable, and built to last.
Ethically sourced, PETA-Approved Vegan, GOTS and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified — because looking good shouldn’t cost the planet.
Certifications & Legal Info
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OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
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GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified organic cotton
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PETA-Approved Vegan
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Compliant with EU GPSR and REACH standards
Why We Print on Demand
Every piece is made only after you order it - fewer unsold items, lower emissions, and no landfill guilt. We skip mass production so your tee is made for you, not a warehouse.
We’re proudly anti-sweatshop: our manufacturing partners follow strict fair-wage and safe-working-condition standards audited under recognised international labour programs. No exploitation, no shortcuts - just honest work for honest clothing.
It’s slower, smarter, and more sustainable.
Care Instructions
Following these helps your organic cotton live longer and keep its shape:
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Wash similar colours together, cold (max 30 °C) and inside out
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Use mild detergent, no bleach, and avoid fabric softeners
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Do not tumble dry — air dry flat or hang
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Iron inside out if needed
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Do not dry clean
Compliance & Traceability
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Weaving, dyeing, and manufacturing: Bangladesh
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Contains: 0 % recycled polyester & 0 % hazardous substances
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Age restrictions: Adults
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EU Warranty: 2 years
All suppliers are independently audited for ethical, environmental, and safety standards.
Brand & Shipping Info
We’re a small Bordeaux-based crew making wearable statements. Behind every tee is a hand-drawn idea, a real human (hi Freya 👋), and a reason. This isn’t fast fashion — it’s slow-ish, purpose-first, and packed with personality.
Each tee is printed to order, so delivery takes a little longer — but it’s better for the planet.
Questions or compliance requests?
AURATRADE SAS
200 rue de la Croix Nivert, 75015 Paris
📧 orders@nearlyoffensive.com
