Suck On These Nuts
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Sweet, salty, and just a little scandalous - the “Suck On These Nuts” Mineral Crop Top is a playful punchline turned into wearable streetwear. Made from 100% combed cotton with a relaxed, cropped fit, this graphic crop top serves irreverent humour and bold style in equal measure. Whether you’re rocking it at a festival, the skatepark, or just out causing trouble, it’s the Nearly Offensive way to say you don’t take life too seriously.
Fit & Sizing
Relaxed and flowing, these Crop Tops feature dropped shoulders and a ribbed crew neck giving a boxy cropped look that drapes just above the waist. Each crop top is Preshrunk to keep its fit wash after wash.
Check our Size Guide below to find your match.
Size Guide
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 47.5 | 44 |
| S | 50 | 45 |
| M | 52.5 | 46.5 |
| L | 55 | 47.5 |
| XL | 57.5 | 48.5 |
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.7 | 17.3 |
| S | 19.7 | 17.7 |
| M | 20.7 | 18.3 |
| L | 21.7 | 18.7 |
| XL | 22.6 | 19.1 |
(Measurements may vary slightly due to manual production.)
Made for the Planet
Printed on demand to reduce waste, using the AS Colour 4062 Crop Tee blank — a premium, mid-weight 180 gsm top made from 100% combed cotton.
AS Colour is working toward eliminating single-use plastics and sourcing 50% of its cotton as Better Cotton.
This blank does not meet our 'Nearly Offensive, Planet-Friendly recognition' yet, but it is Soft, durable, and undeniably stylish.
Certifications & Legal Info
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Amfori BSCI certified for Ethical Manufacturing
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Compliant with EU GPSR and REACH standards
Why We Print on Demand
Every crop top is made only after you order — fewer unsold items, lower emissions, no landfill waste.
We partner only with blanks and printers that uphold fair labour and safe-factory standards. No sweatshops, no mass production. Just good humans making wearable statements.
Care Instructions
Following these helps your cotton crop top stay soft and in shape:
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Wash similar colours together, cold (max 30 °C) and inside out
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Use mild detergent, no bleach, and avoid fabric softeners
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Do not tumble dry — air dry flat or hang
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Iron inside out if needed
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Do not dry clean
Compliance & Traceability
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Fabric and manufacturing: Bangladesh
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Age restrictions: Adults
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EU Warranty: 2 years
All suppliers audited for ethical and environmental standards.
Brand & Shipping Info
We’re a small Bordeaux-based crew making wearable statements. Behind every tee is a hand-drawn idea, a real human (hi Freya 👋), and a reason. This isn’t fast fashion — it’s slow-ish, purpose-first, and packed with personality.
Each tee is printed to order, so delivery takes a little longer — but it’s better for the planet.
Questions or compliance requests?
AURATRADE SAS
200 rue de la Croix Nivert, 75015 Paris
📧 orders@nearlyoffensive.com
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