Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven
Too Horny for Heaven

Too Horny for Heaven

Relaxed Crop Top

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Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
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Why you'll love it

Figure flatterer icon Figure flatterer i
Cut shorter at the front to lengthen the legs and waist, longer at the back for coverage and balance, with dropped shoulders that flatter every figure.
Ultra-Soft Combed Cotton icon Ultra-Soft Combed Cotton
Premium Midweight Feel icon Premium Midweight Feel
Relaxed, Boxy Fit icon Relaxed, Boxy Fit
Holds Its Shape icon Holds Its Shape i
Pre-shrunk with side seams to retain its form wash after wash.
Moves With You icon Moves With You i
Cut for natural movement without riding up.

The “Too Horny for Heaven” Crop Top brings playful rebellion and a touch of mischief to your wardrobe. Featuring our anime-inspired devil girl - horns, wings, and a longing gaze at heaven’s firmly shut gates - this premium crop top delivers bold style with a relaxed, boxy fit. Perfect for those who like their streetwear cheeky, confident, and just a touch scandalous.

Fit & Sizing

Relaxed and flowing, these Crop Tops feature dropped shoulders and a ribbed crew neck giving a boxy cropped look that drapes just above the waist. Each crop top is Preshrunk to keep its fit wash after wash.

Check our Size Guide below to find your match.

Size Guide

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Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
XS 47.5 44
S 50 45
M 52.5 46.5
L 55 47.5
XL 57.5 48.5
Size Width (in) Length (in)
XS 18.7 17.3
S 19.7 17.7
M 20.7 18.3
L 21.7 18.7
XL 22.6 19.1

(Measurements may vary slightly due to manual production.)

Made for the Planet

Printed on demand to reduce waste, using the AS Colour 4062 Crop Tee blank - a premium, mid-weight 180 gsm top made from 100% combed cotton.

AS Colour is working toward eliminating single-use plastics and sourcing 50% of its cotton as 'Better Cotton.'

This blank does not meet our 'Nearly Offensive, Planet-Friendly recognition' yet, but it is Soft, durable, and undeniably stylish.

Certifications & Legal Info

    • Amfori BSCI certified for Ethical Manufacturing

    • Compliant with EU GPSR and REACH standards

Why We Print on Demand

Every crop top is made only after you order - fewer unsold items, lower emissions, no landfill waste.
We partner only with blanks and printers that uphold fair labour and safe-factory standards. No sweatshops, no mass production. Just good humans making wearable statements.

Care Instructions

Following these helps your cotton crop top stay soft and in shape:

  • Wash similar colours together, cold (max 30 °C) and inside out

  • Use mild detergent, no bleach, and avoid fabric softeners

  • Do not tumble dry - air dry flat or hang

  • Iron inside out if needed

  • Do not dry clean


Composition and traceability:

  • 0% recycled polyester 🚫

  • 0 % hazardous substances 🚫

  • 100% Combed cotton 🤤

  • Fabric and manufacturing: Bangladesh

Compliance & Traceability

  • Fabric and manufacturing: Bangladesh

  • Age restrictions: Adults

  • EU Warranty: 2 years
    All suppliers audited for ethical and environmental standards.

Brand & Shipping Info

Orders are processed and shipped within 2-5 business days.
Shipping times will update based on your location but as a rough guide:

Region Estimated Delivery Time (Production + Delivery)
Europe 5–13 business days
North America 7–15 business days
Rest of World 10–20 business days

More info 👉 Shipping & Delivery

Questions or compliance requests?
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200 rue de la Croix Nivert, 75015 Paris
📧 orders@nearlyoffensive.com

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Upgrade your Tee, level up your Look

100% cotton, 100% Soft as hell 🪶

These tees are the real deal – No synthetic fibres. Just 100% Organic Cotton and boy can you feel the difference.

Quality Midweight Feeling ✨

Feels substantial, yet light enough for that streetwear ease. Easy, unrestricted movement while staying comfortable through every season.

Keeps its shape 🔒

Complete with Ribbed crew neck and stitched side seams, your new tee keeps its shape wash after wash

Look Better 😈

Slightly tapered at the chest and looser around the midriff for an effortless wear that flatters all figures.

Not all Crop tops are created equal

This Relaxed Crop top

The Average Crop top

100% Combed Cotton (Soft as hell)
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Buttery-soft feel (even after washes)
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Side-seam construction (No twisting, no bunching)
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Designed to flatter every body type
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Dropped shoulders to make waist look smaller
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Cut high at the front to make legs look longer
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Holds shape after every wash
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Long-lasting colour & vibrancy
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Ethically sourced
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Built to last
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Ethical AF

Planet-Friendly. Full transparency.

Our core range is Organic cotton. That means 91% less water, 46% less emissions and it's PETA-certified Vegan too.
All our blanks are made in certified factories with fair pay and safe conditions. No sweatshops, no mystery sourcing.

Printed on Demand, not produced on mass.

🌎 No overproduction (the biggest fashion waste problem)
🌎 Lower emissions, because nothing ships until it’s needed
🌎 No landfill guilt, because unsold stock simply doesn’t exist
It takes a couple extra days to get to you but it’s a heck of a lot better for the planet 🌼

FAQs

Our tees are intentionally oversized - about two sizes up from traditional high-street sizing.

For a true oversized fit: stick to your usual size.

For a relaxed (not oversized) fit: size down one.

Still unsure? Check our measurement guide for the exact fit.

No. Our blanks are pre-shrunk and constructed with side seams, so the fit stays true and doesn’t twist, warp, or shrink out of shape.

No. We use high-quality DTG printing on a smooth organic surface, giving crisp detail and long-lasting colour when cared for properly.

We partner with fulfilment centres across the UK, EU, US, Canada, Australia, Brazil, and Mexico. Your order ships from the location closest to you, meaning faster delivery times and fewer carbon miles.

Everything we ship comes preloaded with our Satisfied AF Guarantee. We’re not happy if you’re not happy. If you’ve got any quibbles, worries or hang-ups (With your order – we can’t help with your ex), Just email us at WeGotYou@nearlyoffensive.com and a real-life Human (remember those?) will reply and find a solution. Full details here 👉 Satisfied AF Guarantee.

We offer a simple, stress-free return process. Every order comes with our Satisfied AF Guarantee.

Faulty or incorrect items are replaced fast and free. Changed your mind? No worries - returns can be sent back within 30 days for store credit.

Full details 👉 Returns & Exchanges page.

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4.7
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
Based on 30 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 24 Total 4 star reviews: 3 Total 3 star reviews: 3 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
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  • SA
    Sophie A.
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    Nice Girls Finish First
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 weeks ago
    OBSESSED

    Crop top is giving EVERYTHING. The colour looks amazing and the print has such an angelic vibe. I probably should’ve gone one size down, but that’s on me - guess I’ll have to order another. 💁‍♀️

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  • OH
    Olivia H.
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    Too Blessed to Be Dressed
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Didn’t Expect to Love It This Much

    I didn’t expect to write such a long review about a crop top, but here we go. First, the fabric: it’s extremely soft, almost surprisingly so, and it feels comfortable even after several hours of wear, including when I was running errands, sitting at my desk, and stretching my arms above my head to reach for things in the kitchen. The colour is exactly as shown in the photos - soft but still vibrant enough to stand out. The fit is relaxed and slightly boxy, and the front hem sits just above my belly button while the back stays lower, which is great because it keeps everything covered when I bend forward. The print is crisp, detailed, and hasn’t faded at all after the first wash. I also appreciate that the neckline isn’t too tight. Overall, I’m extremely pleased with this top - definitely worth the five stars.

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    Xiao Y.
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    Suck On These Nuts
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Satisfied

    This crop top is really lovely. The fabric feels very soft on my skin, and the pastel green look beautiful. The fit is relaxed but still looks nice on my body. The print is very clear and has a fun style I like a lot. I am very satisfied with this top and will buy again.

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    Inés V.
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    Too Blessed to Be Dressed
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    5 Stares

    I like this crop top very much. The cotton is very soft and the colour look so pretty. The fit is relaxed just how I wanted, and the print is very good and funny. It makes me feel cute when I wear it. I am very happy with this purchase.

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    Ella M.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    giving it girl energy

    love this crop top so much. the pastels are really pretty, the fabric is super soft, and the relaxed fit gives it that 💅 vibe.

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