Too Horny for Heaven
Organic Tote Bag
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Why you'll love it
Generous Capacity (19L)
Reinforced Double-Stitched Seams
Durable AF
Earth-Kind Construction
Peta-Approved Vegan
OEKO-TEX® Certified Fabric
Unapologetic energy by design. The “Too Horny for Heaven” Organic Cotton Tote is made from soft, sturdy natural canvas and features our anime-inspired devil girl - horns up, wings out, and absolutely unrepentant. Heaven's gates firmly shut in her face, the unashamed Succubus is not asking for entry; she’s enjoying the view from the outside. Let this ethically sourced tote be your go-to for carrying your essentials, your attitude, and a healthy disregard for modesty.
Fit & Sizing
This Spacious and durable (with reinforced stitching) tote bag is perfect for holding everyday essentials or has the capacity to become your go-to bag when you need a hand holding your shopping. 62 cm long Dual-straps means the bag sits just above hip height for most, sitting loose and relaxed on your shoulder without sagging and swinging in motion. Generous capacity without bulk - throw it over your shoulder and go.
See our Size Guide below for dimensions and weight limits.
Size Guide
| Measurement | Dimensions (cm) |
|---|---|
| Width | 40.6 |
| Height | 35.6 |
| Depth | 12.7 |
| Strap length | 62.2 |
| Weight limit | 13.6 kg |
| Measurement | Dimensions (in) |
|---|---|
| Width | 16″ |
| Height | 14½″ |
| Depth | 5″ |
| Strap length | 24.5″ |
| Weight limit | 30 lbs |
(Measurements may vary slightly due to manual production.)
Made for the Planet
Crafted from 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill (272 g/m²). No synthetics, no shortcuts.
This tote uses organic farming methods - natural fertilisers, biological pest control, and zero genetic modification.
Sourced from Econscious, a PETA-Approved Vegan brand dedicated to organic and recycled materials.
Printed on demand to avoid overproduction.
Certifications & Legal Info
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GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified
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OCS (Organic Content Standard) certified
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OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
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PETA-Approved Vegan
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Compliant with EU GPSR and REACH regulations
Why We Print on Demand
Each tote is made only after you order it. That means fewer wasted products, lower emissions, and zero bulk storage.
We choose print partners and suppliers who guarantee fair wages, safe workplaces, and audited ethical practices. No sweatshops, ever.
Care Instructions
Keep your tote in top shape:
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Wash similar colours together, cold (max 30 °C) and inside out
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Use mild detergent, no bleach, and avoid fabric softeners
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Do not tumble dry - air dry flat or hang
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Iron inside out if needed
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Do not dry clean
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Tearaway care label may fade after washing (but the ethics won’t).
Composition and traceability:
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0% recycled polyester 🚫
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0 % hazardous substances 🚫
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100% organic ring-spun cotton 🤤
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Fabric and manufacturing: India
Compliance & Traceability
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Fabric and manufacturing: India
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Contains: 0% recycled polyester & 0% hazardous substances
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Age restrictions: Adults
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EU Warranty: 2 years
All Econscious facilities audited for fair labour and environmental standards.
Brand & Shipping Info
Orders are processed and shipped within 2-5 business days.
Shipping times will update based on your location but as a rough guide:
| Region | Estimated Delivery Time (Production + Delivery) |
|---|---|
| Europe | 5–13 business days |
| North America | 7–15 business days |
| Rest of World | 10–20 business days |
More info 👉 Shipping & Delivery
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