Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed
Too Blessed to Be Dressed

Too Blessed to Be Dressed

Organic Oversized Tee

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Rated 4.6 out of 5 stars
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Why you'll love it

Ultra-Soft Organic Cotton icon Ultra-Soft Organic Cotton
Premium Midweight Feel icon Premium Midweight Feel
Relaxed, Oversized Fit icon Relaxed, Oversized Fit
Ribbed Neck Retains Shape icon Ribbed Neck Retains Shape
Planet Friendly icon Planet Friendly i
Organic cotton uses 91% less water and 46% fewer emissions.
OEKO-TEX® Certified icon OEKO-TEX® Certified Fabric i
Fabric independently tested against 1,000+ harmful chemicals for skin-safe, irritation-free comfort.

Own your divine confidence with the “Too Blessed, To Be Dressed” Premium Organic Oversized Tee. Printed on silky-soft organic cotton in classic black, this design features a Renaissance-style angel statue - gloriously confident in her form, but playfully covered with TV-style modesty bars - paired with the tagline “Too Blessed, To Be Dressed.” A bold nod to embracing your natural self even if life asks you to cover up.

Fit & Sizing

Relaxed and roomy, our oversized tees are cut with a slightly tapered chest for shape without clinging. Each is sized up twice from a traditional fit tee, so you can size down for a closer, relaxed look if that’s more your vibe.

See our Size Guide below to match your measurements.

Size Guide

CM IN
Size Chest (cm) Length (cm) Sleeve (cm)
Oversized XS 53.5 73 24
Oversized S 56.5 75 24.5
Oversized M 59.5 77 25
Oversized L 63.5 79 25.5
Oversized XL 67.5 81 26
Size Chest (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
Oversized XS 21.1 28.7 9.4
Oversized S 22.2 29.5 9.6
Oversized M 23.4 30.3 9.8
Oversized L 25.0 31.1 10.0
Oversized XL 26.6 31.9 10.2

(Measurements may vary slightly due to manual production.)

Made for the Planet

Printed on demand to reduce waste, using 180 gsm 100 % premium organic ring-spun cotton that’s buttery-soft, breathable, and built to last. 91% Less water and 46% less emissions.
Ethically sourced, PETA-Approved Vegan, GOTS certified and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified too - because looking good shouldn’t cost the planet.

Certifications & Legal Info

    • OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified

    • GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified organic cotton

    • PETA-Approved Vegan

    • Compliant with EU GPSR and REACH standards

Why We Print on Demand

Every piece is made only after you order it - fewer unsold items, lower emissions, and no landfill guilt. We skip mass production so your tee is made for you, not a warehouse.
We’re proudly anti-sweatshop: our manufacturing partners follow strict fair-wage and safe-working-condition standards audited under recognised international labour programs. No exploitation, no shortcuts - just honest work for honest clothing.
It’s slower, smarter, and more sustainable.

Care Instructions

Following these helps your organic cotton live longer and keep its shape:

  • Wash similar colours together, cold (max 30 °C) and inside out

  • Use mild detergent, no bleach, and avoid fabric softeners

  • Do not tumble dry - air dry flat or hang

  • Iron inside out if needed

  • Do not dry clean


Composition and traceability:

  • 0% recycled polyester 🚫

  • 0 % hazardous substances 🚫

  • 100% organic ring-spun cotton 🤤

  • Weaving, dyeing, and manufacturing: Bangladesh

Compliance & Traceability

  • Weaving, dyeing, and manufacturing: Bangladesh

  • Contains: 0 % recycled polyester & 0 % hazardous substances

  • Age restrictions: Adults

  • EU Warranty: 2 years
    All suppliers are independently audited for ethical, environmental, and safety standards.

Brand & Shipping Info

Orders are processed and shipped within 2-5 business days.
Shipping times will update based on your location but as a rough guide:

Region Estimated Delivery Time (Production + Delivery)
Europe 5–13 business days
North America 7–15 business days
Rest of World 10–20 business days

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Upgrade your Tee, level up your Look

100% cotton, 100% Soft as hell 🪶

These tees are the real deal – No synthetic fibres. Just 100% Organic Cotton and boy can you feel the difference.

Quality Midweight Feeling ✨

Feels substantial, yet light enough for that streetwear ease. Easy, unrestricted movement while staying comfortable through every season.

Keeps its shape 🔒

Complete with Ribbed crew neck and stitched side seams, your new tee keeps its shape wash after wash

Look Better 😈

Slightly tapered at the chest and looser around the midriff for an effortless wear that flatters all figures.

Not all t-shirts are created equal

This Organic Oversized Tee

The Average T-shirt

100% Organic cotton
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Buttery Soft feel
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Premium Midweight feel
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Ribbed Collar (Keeps its shape)
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Side seam construction (No twists and bunching)
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Holds Shape After Washes
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Ethically made
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Built to Last
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Ethical AF

Planet-Friendly. Full transparency.

Our core range is Organic cotton. That means 91% less water, 46% less emissions and it's PETA-certified Vegan too.
All our blanks are made in certified factories with fair pay and safe conditions. No sweatshops, no mystery sourcing.

Printed on Demand, not produced on mass.

🌎 No overproduction (the biggest fashion waste problem)
🌎 Lower emissions, because nothing ships until it’s needed
🌎 No landfill guilt, because unsold stock simply doesn’t exist
It takes a couple extra days to get to you but it’s a heck of a lot better for the planet 🌼

FAQs

Our tees are intentionally oversized - about two sizes up from traditional high-street sizing.

For a true oversized fit: stick to your usual size.

For a relaxed (not oversized) fit: size down one.

Still unsure? Check our measurement guide for the exact fit.

No. Our blanks are pre-shrunk and constructed with side seams, so the fit stays true and doesn’t twist, warp, or shrink out of shape.

No. We use high-quality DTG printing on a smooth organic surface, giving crisp detail and long-lasting colour when cared for properly.

We partner with fulfilment centres across the UK, EU, US, Canada, Australia, Brazil, and Mexico. Your order ships from the location closest to you, meaning faster delivery times and fewer carbon miles.

Everything we ship comes preloaded with our Satisfied AF Guarantee. We’re not happy if you’re not happy. If you’ve got any quibbles, worries or hang-ups (With your order – we can’t help with your ex), Just email us at WeGotYou@nearlyoffensive.com and a real-life Human (remember those?) will reply and find a solution. Full details here 👉 Satisfied AF Guarantee.

We offer a simple, stress-free return process. Every order comes with our Satisfied AF Guarantee.

Faulty or incorrect items are replaced fast and free. Changed your mind? No worries - returns can be sent back within 30 days for store credit.

Full details 👉 Returns & Exchanges page.

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4.6
Rated 4.6 out of 5 stars
Based on 46 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 35 Total 4 star reviews: 6 Total 3 star reviews: 4 Total 2 star reviews: 1 Total 1 star reviews: 0
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  • OW
    Olly W.
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    Suck on These Nuts
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 days ago
    Good 👍

    Awesome design, print is really detailed, Colours are really nice

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    Anastasia
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    Too Horny for Heaven
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    Hot

    Bought for the print but honestly, this Tee is so super soft and really good quality ✌️

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  • SG
    Seth G.
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    Too Blessed to Be Dressed
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 weeks ago
    Crisp print! 👌

    The fabric is top notch and the print is super crisp. The Monotones stand out really well against the black cotton. Premium product, thanks 🙏

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    Xavier K.
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    The Sun is High and So am I
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    4 days ago
    Fantastic quality

    The moment I put it on, I could tell this was a well-made T-shirt. Soft fabric, great fit, and a design I really love. Absolutely worth a full five stars.

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    Jackon E.
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    The Sun is High and So am I
    Rated 3 out of 5 stars
    4 days ago
    3 Stars

    The quality is good and the design looks nice, but the sizing felt a bit off for me. It’s wearable and fine, but it didn’t quite match my expectations.

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